2. Organize a company demolition derby team.

3. Spread a rumor that Melrose Place has been cancelled.

4. Make the staff sit through a three-day seminar on personal time management, then have them meet twice a day for the next few weeks to discuss how much time they're now saving.

5. Hold a "surprise" computer system back-up that leaves everyone off-line for 8 hours.

6. Test the staff to see if everyone is still qualified to hold their jobs.

7. "Accidentally" forward confidential e-mails to your office batch mailing list.

8. Suggest that the company hire an ex-convict to expand the employee mix.

9. Ask a Jehovah's Witness to be the guest speaker at your next weekly staff meeting.

10. Convince the boss that making employees switch desks/offices regularly will improve productivity.

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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