2. You are more detail-oriented when backing up your data each night than you are when showering in the morning.

3. You have to put down the laptop that you're never without and remove a minimum of 4 other electronic devices from your person before you can successfully pass through an airport metal detector.

4. Your co-workers come to you rather than deal with those less knowledgeable employees in the DP Department.

5. It takes you 5 minutes on the telephone to rattle off your phone number, cellular number, beeper number, fax number, e-mail and website addresses to each new contact you make.

6. You would spend your last dollar to get a faster baud modem, but you're completely unaware that your 1972 VW Bug has needed a new muffler for nearly a decade.

7. Rather than (horrors!) filling a form by hand, you scan them into your computer to fill them out on screen. If you are truly a techno-fanatic, you will then print them out on the appropriate color and weight paper from your comprehensive collection.

8. When you couldn't master programming your VCR, you wrote a computer software to do it for you.

9. For Christmas you got your computer a 80 MG RAM upgrade, while your wife got a card.

10. You got divorced because of irreconcilable differences stemming from your five-year disagreement over whether IBM or MAC is better.

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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