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Betty otter bought some butter But she said the butter's bitter If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter THAT would make my batter better So she bought a bit of butter Better than her bitter butter And she put it in her batter And the batter was not bitter So twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter
The bear could not bear the boar The boar thought the bear a bore At last the bear could bear no more That boar that bored him on the moor An so one morn he bored the boar - That boar will bore the bear no more
Theophilus Thisledown the successful thistle sifter In sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles Thrust 3000 thistles through the thick of theory If Theophilus Thisledown the successful thistle sifter Thrust 3000 thistles through the thick of thistledown theory See that thou in sifting a sieve of thistles Do not get unsifted thistles Stuck in Theophilus Thisledown's theory
A tooter who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot?
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