belovedma



		39 things not to say to your beloved Ma

	1. "Mum, I'm thinking of getting my tongue pierced" 2. "Do you think my hair would look good dyed blonde?" 3. "Do you think my room would look good painted black?" 4. "But everyone else is going..." 5. "I promise I'll do the washing up/vacuuming/ironing everyday for the rest of my life" 6. "I've got something to tell you. I think you'd better sit down" 7. "He's only Dad's age...that's not too old is it?" "...But I didn't know he was married!" "Mum, I'm at the police station and they've allowed me one call" "I need to borrow $3000" "I've been expelled for fighting" "I'm thinking of growing dreadlocks and bcoming a new age traveller" "Er, hope you're having a nice holiday...I had a party last night" "I've tried out my horm perm kit - on the dog" "Homeowork? Nah" "Tiding my room? Nah" "You just don't realise how serious we are about eachother" "How do you get hair dye out of white towels?" "You never did really like that Royal Dulton tea seat anyway did you?" "How much do nappies cost?" "I'd love to go backpacking - around Iraq" "He's got a motorbike..." "...and he's quite a bit older than me..." "...and he's on probation" "You'd really like the Prodigy if you gave them a chance" "And I think Keith from the Prodigy is really cute" "What on earth made you fancy Dad in the first place?" "I wish I'd never been born!" "You don't understand me!" "Why did you give me such a stupid name?" "Don't wait up - it'll be an all-nighter" "...and I accidently released the handbrake..." "What qualifications do you need to be a trapeze artist?" "What qualifications do you need to be a topless model?" "What qualifications do you need to be a truck driver?" "You'd never fit into your wedding dress now" "It' so obvious that he/she's your favourite!" "You call that music?" "Why should I?"
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