As the digital clock changed to 6:00, a loud whirring came from the machine that lasted for about five seconds, after which the green arrow above the PLAY button and the red square above the REC button lit up. If the television was on, and if Milo made it home in time to watch it, the screen revealed to him ascending titles blocking the smiling, waving bodies of Pat and Vanna. They look happy together, having just seated Judy, a woman who debones chickens for a nationally known soup company, in the driver's seat of her new car!, she having correctly, impossibly, found in the rebus
the phrase "Look but don't touch." Are Pat and Vanna holding hands?
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