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Jus' a few lil' giggles
Girls jus' gotta have fun!
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In the War of the Perfumed Field:
Woman Defeats Man
Pink Bunny Defeats Woman
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How come they put that shrinkwrap on those hothouse English Cucumbers? To promote safe salads?
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Women have periods.
Men have exclamation points.
This pretty much explains civilization as we know it.
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Got a really funny sexist joke? Nothin' too mean-spirited, an' remember, smarter is funnier. If you laugh at stupid jokes you jus' encourage stupid people an' as a result, we gotta see Pauly Shore on Entertainment Tonight! Th' moah genders y' make fun of at once, th' bettah!
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Six Ways that Pickles Surpass Men
Pickles get firmer when chilled.
Pickles have a predictable flavor.
Pickles never grab your ears.
Pickles never yell TEETH!
You don't need to put latex on a pickle.
Pickles never brag. Dill pickles don't need to.
You can have a whole jar of pickles and it won't affect your reputation.
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Created: Tuesday, March 04, 1997 01:00 AM
Last Updated: Wednesday, May 28, 1997 - 2:49:15 AM
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Copyright 1996, Bob King
