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Animal * Pet Humor The Ant and the Elephant Swearing Parrot Bear Hunting The Parrot The Old Lady's Cat Man, Ostrich, and Cat Storks ThePriest and the Parrots Duck Condom Bartender's Horse Two Hunters Susie If Less is More... Man, Dog and Sheep NEW: Even More!!	Blonde Jokes Blonde Questions Polish Blonde Cheating Boyfriend Dildoes The Alligator & the Blonde Not the Brightest Head and Shoulders Hide'n'Seek Blonde Medical Terminology Got Milk???.... New Blonde Jokes The Policeman & the Blonde THE COMPLEAT Blonde Joke collection
Computer * Internet Micro$oft Humor Spouse Having an Online Affair? Why the Internet is Like a Penis Night of Nekkid Frustration Reasons Why E-Mail is Like... Bill Gates Meets Divine Brown Cybersex Guidelines	Golf Humor Casey Takes Up Golf New Car A Matter of Interpretation Golfers and The Genie What Kind Of Golfer Golfer and Leprechaun The Foursome Golf Injury Well, what do you know Golfing Mishap Golf Outing 4 Golfers Sons Rules for Bedroom Golf Final Confession Golf Instructions Golfing This Weekend Make The Best of It NEW: Swearing on The Green
Lawyer * Legal Humor Insurance Plan Anal Sex Court Case Grounds for Divorce Weird USA Sex Laws In Line at a Bank Two Lawyers Stranded... The Hitchhiker More Wierd Sex Laws Circumstantial Evidence Drugs... In The Family	Male-Female Humor Love, Lust, Married? Wives Trust Quotes Quickies Women and Men Men!!! Adam & Eve What a Woman Really Means Pickup Line Reply Play for Pay? The Visit to the Doctor It's Great to Be a Woman It's Great to Be a Man Men vs Women Two Words... Condoms For The Ladies An Odd Affair Cow From Minsk More Quickies Unused Why Women Scream
Religious Humor We Have A Choice? Why Sex is Better Than Church Confession Beer Is Better Than Jesus Religious Fish Expensive Affair Prevention PMS Tommy's Confession Religious Math Sisters L & M Confession 2 Divine Press Release Jesus & St. Peter may be offensive	Plain, Sex Humor Where Do Babies Come From? Billy-Bob Candy Anyone?? How Much? Brothel Newlyweds Mommy's Balloons Dynamite Sex A Rare Condition Honeymoon Sex Baby Planes Midnight Already? Letter to the Doctor Homesick Tattoo Ship Wrecked Two Old Ladies Doing The Laundry 2 Women Green Circles Sucking Thumbs Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex Even MORE Plain, Sex Humor
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