Get Me To A Nunnery


My Soap-Operatic Life

"I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys." -Mark Hunter, Pump Up The Volume
OKAY, NOW I'M PISSED.

I KNOW IT'S RUDE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ON THE INTERNET. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. I AM PISSED OFF. I AM SOOOOOO SICK OF THIS CRAP FROM GUYS. I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT BEFORE, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF IT. WHY DO THEY ALL SEEM NORMAL AT FIRST, THEN GET THEM ON THE PHONE (OR IN THIS CASE, NOT) AND THEY'RE HISTORY???? WHY? WHY? EVEN THE ONES I DON'T DATE ACT LIKE THAT!!! YOU MEN ARE ALL DICKS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS CRAP. WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU ACT NORMAL ALL THE TIME OR ACT LIKE A DICK ALL THE TIME SO I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT?

I'M NOT GOING TO CALL HIM, I DON'T BLOODY WELL WANT TO. I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO HAS TO CALL FOR AN EXPLANATION, USUALLY A LAME ONE, AND I ALWAYS BUY IT AND PUT UP WITH IT. WELL, YOU DON'T WANNA TALK TO ME, THAT'S FINE, I DIDN'T BLOODY WELL MAKE YOU TALK TO ME! YOU ASKED ME OUT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! AND I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONE TO BEG HERE! HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME THIS WEEKEND, YOU BLOODY WELL CALL ME ABOUT IT!!!!

HERE'S AN IDEA FOR A NEW PROFESSION: SOMEONE HAS GOT TO COME UP WITH ONE THAT REQUIRES A WOMAN TO STAY CELIBATE (LIKE A NUN), YET HAS NOTHING ELSE NUN-LIKE ABOUT IT, SO THAT I CAN BECOME ONE AND THEREFORE WON'T HAVE TO BE "OUT THERE" RIPE FOR THE PLUCKING FOR ANY JACKASS THAT COMES ALONG. BECAUSE IN THIS LIFE THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING OUT THERE FOR PLUCKING, AND NOBODY BELIEVES YOU WHEN YOU SWEAR OFF GUYS ANYWAY.

DEMMA SAID THAT I HAVE TO FIND ONE THAT CAN REMEMBER ME. WHAT'S SO HARD TO FORGET ABOUT ME ANYWAY? SHE AND ANNA BOTH (TALKED TO BOTH TONIGHT) SAID I HAVE TO FIND A NON-JERKY ONE- WELL, I DON'T THINK THEY EXIST. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, DIDN'T GO WELL. OF COURSE, THAT SENTENCE DETAILS MY ENTIRE LOVE LIFE. I'M SORRY I EVER GAVE THE GUY MY NUMBER/ADDRESS/WHATEVER. IT'S PATHETIC HOW ATTACHED I CAN GET FROM NOTHING (YOU'RE RIGHT, ANNA). AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET TOO ATTACHED THIS TIME. WELL, NEVER AGAIN. I SAID BEFORE THAT IF THIS KINDA THING HAPPENED AGAIN I'D RUN LIKE HELL, AND I AM GOING TO. NO LISTENING TO MY LIBIDO OR WHATEVER THE HELL RUNS ME. NO STARING, NO SHIT LIKE THAT, I'M GONNA IGNORE 'EM.

"We think you should see a psychiatrist."
"Is it that obvious?" -Marla and Mark Hunter, same movie

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