Cat In Heaven



One day a cat died of natural causes and went to heaven.
There he met the Lord Himself and the Lord said to the cat,
"You have lived a good life and if there is any way I can make
your stay in heaven more comfortable please let me know."
The cat thought for a moment and said, "Lord, all my life I have
lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stopped the cat and said, "Say no more" and a wonderful,
fluffy pillow appeared.

Afew days later six mice were killed in a tragic farming accident
and went to heaven. Again there was the Lord to greet them with
the same offer. The mice answered, "Lord, all of our lives we
have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even
women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we
could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"
Instantly the Lord fitted each mouse with a beautiful pair of
roller skates.

About a week later, the Lord stopped by to see the cat and found
him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently woke the cat and asked, "How are things for you
since coming to heaven?"

The cat stretched, yawned, and replied, "Lord, it is wonderful
here. Better than I could have ever expected. Especially those
meals on wheels you've been sending by-they are the best!!!"




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