Texas Constitution



Items in the "Republic of Texas" Constitution

Nobuddy shuld be descrimnated aginst, less'n he's from New York
or otherwise from someother country.

Barbecued ribs are legal tender for all debts.

Congress shall make no law restricting the size of hats or belt
buckles.

Citizens to receive one vote per gun owned.

Constitutional amendment requires 2/3 majority of both houses of
legislature. Either that, or Tom Landry's say-so.

Vegetarians count as 3/5 of a person.

Freedom of religion: you can worship the Cowboys or Willie Nelson.

Civil disputes that cannot be resolved in court shall be settled
by a chili cook-off.




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