Nobuddy shuld be descrimnated aginst, less'n he's from New York or otherwise from someother country. Barbecued ribs are legal tender for all debts. Congress shall make no law restricting the size of hats or belt buckles. Citizens to receive one vote per gun owned. Constitutional amendment requires 2/3 majority of both houses of legislature. Either that, or Tom Landry's say-so. Vegetarians count as 3/5 of a person. Freedom of religion: you can worship the Cowboys or Willie Nelson. Civil disputes that cannot be resolved in court shall be settled by a chili cook-off. |