Everyone has heard of Vincent van Gogh (pronounced 'go'). But I wonder if you have ever heard of some of the lesser know relatives of Vincent van Gogh's extended family. His dizzy aunt --- Verti Gogh The cousin who moved to Illinois --- Chica Gogh His magician uncle --- Wherediddy Gogh The cousin who lived in Mexico --- Amee Gogh Another relative North of the Border --- Grin Gogh The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia --- U. Gogh The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white--- Hue Gogh The real obnoxious brother--- Please Gogh The brother who ate prunes--- Gotta Gogh The uncle who worked at a convenience store --- Stop N. Gogh The nephew that drove a stage coach --- Wells Far Gogh The uncle who was constipated --- Cant Gogh The aunt who loved ballroom dancing --- Tan Gogh His ornithologist uncle --- Flamin Gogh His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist --- E. Gogh His cousin who loved tropical fruits --- Mang Gogh And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking --- Way Too Gogh His bouncy young nephew --- Poe Gogh His Disco-loving sister --- Go Gogh And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van --- Winnie Bay Gogh. |