Vincent van Gogh



Everyone has heard of Vincent van Gogh (pronounced 'go').
But I wonder if you have ever heard of some of the lesser know
relatives of Vincent van Gogh's extended family.

His dizzy aunt ---
Verti Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois ---
Chica Gogh

His magician uncle ---
Wherediddy Gogh

The cousin who lived in Mexico ---
Amee Gogh

Another relative North of the Border ---
Grin Gogh

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ---
U. Gogh

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white---
Hue Gogh

The real obnoxious brother---
Please Gogh

The brother who ate prunes---
Gotta Gogh

The uncle who worked at a convenience store ---
Stop N. Gogh

The nephew that drove a stage coach ---
Wells Far Gogh

The uncle who was constipated ---
Cant Gogh

The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ---
Tan Gogh

His ornithologist uncle ---
Flamin Gogh

His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ---
E. Gogh

His cousin who loved tropical fruits ---
Mang Gogh

And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking ---
Way Too Gogh

His bouncy young nephew ---
Poe Gogh

His Disco-loving sister ---
Go Gogh

And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ---
Winnie Bay Gogh.



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