I'm Fine



Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious
enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident)
to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?"
said the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had
just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just
answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine'!"

Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and
I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my
client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer
the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to
say about his favorite mule Bessie."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was
driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer
ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was
thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was
hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear
ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman
came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so
he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun
and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across
the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said,
"Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.
How are you feeling?"



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