FINALS



This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two
sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty
well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc.,
such that going into the final they had a solid 'A'.
These two friends were so confident going into the final that
the weekend before finals week, even though the Chem final was
on Monday, they decided to go up to University of Virginia and
party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a
great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they
overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until
early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, what
they did was to find Professor Aldric after the final and explain
to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went
up to UVA for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time
to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and
didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so
were late getting back to campus. Aldric thought this over and
then agreed that they could make up the final on the following
day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied
that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had
told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of
them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the
first problem, which was something simple about free radical
formation and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought,
"this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then
turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they
saw on the next page.
It said: (95 points) Which tire?




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