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Lookin' For High Fiber Honey for weekend cleaning of my nocturnal arteries. Are you kinda crunchy? Go well with sushi? I'm a 30 YO Virgo of average size with wide, moist hands. Interested? Let's slide.
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I Want To Love You morning noon and night. Churn my butter and we'll make cheese together. I'm capricious, insatiable and emotional. You be tall with a nice butt.
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Tattooed Love Machine sought by DPF for late night overhaul. Race, gender, age unimportant.
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Perfect Match? Me: Lanky blonde with small pores. You: squat leather goods retailer with an appreciation for artichokes and controlling interest in an Internet stock.
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Lonely Woman Seeks Man
No freaks.
(Respond to ad #34921)

Tall and Tenacious with a penchant for Presley, politics and passion. I'm a cute and confident 31 y.o., SWPF. Adorable and alliterative, zany and zaftig, silly, sassy and spontaneous. And I make my own pasta! You be ribald and rippling, muscled and memorable and with enough chest hair that I can braid it. Bring me flowers and I'll try to stay sober.
(Respond to ad #65721)

I Want To Groove on your love. Touch me in my special place and sing me a song.
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Please.
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