The Weird World of Ralph Wiggum

"that's where i saw the leprechuan. he told me to burn things."
"miss hoover, what's a diarama?"
"my worm got in my mouth and i ate it. can i have a new one?"
"you choo-choo choose me?"
"i don't have a red crayon."
"i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids!"
"i bent my wookie!"
"i think i wet myself."
"it's recess everywhere but in his heart."
"hi super nintendo chalmers!"
"i dressed myself!"
"my cat's breath smells like cat food."
"she touched me in my special area."
"we're on a play date."
"what, me fail english? that's unpossible!"
"principal skinner is an old man who lives at school."
"when i grow up, i want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"i'm special!"
"then the doctor said both my eyes were lazy and that's why this was the best summer ever!"
"o Canada!"
"i ate the purple berries... they taste like burning."
"i drawed on mine."
"is this my house?"
"i'm learning!"
"oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking!"
"i'm idaho!"
"i heard your dad went to a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!"
"her bad dancing makes my feet sad!"
"i don't feel right."
"i'm dr. stupid. i'm going to take out your liver bones. oops, you're dead!"
"the before teacher yelled at me too."
"teacher sent me to Principal Skinner when i was dirty."

*NOTE: "i sleep in a drawer" was incorrectly credited to ralph. in actuality, it was uttered by kerney's son. sorry for the confusion.

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