I found a terrific new product this morning The food that will bring the whole world to it’s knees If you don’t know the story then take my word for it The wave of the future is caffeinated cheese No need to sip at your scalding hot coffee Or go to bed early and catch lot’s of Zs But when you are eating your breakfast tomorrow Just dish up a helping of caffeinated cheese It comes in small wedges to put on your crackers And in a thick cream sauce that tastes great on peas It’s guaranteed never to let you get lazy you’ll never get tired of caffeinated cheese So go to your diner and say to the waiter "I’d like a large country style cheese omelet please And since I am feeling quite drowsy this morning I think I will have that with caffeinated cheese" ©1998 Matt Freeling Visit Matt's Page Back To Poetry This page hosted by Geocities