• "glam, glam and glam, also glam."
• "Dracular"
• "Stylish and quite handsome."
• "Sexy, but he cut his beautiful nair! *cryyyy*"
• "Monosyllabic"
• "Cute, but looking rather thin."
• "Godly"
• "Great singer and lovely man."
• "Pretentious psuedo-smackhead."
• "raw animal sex appeal to die for drop dead gorgeous."
• "Pleasantly effeminate."
• "Charismatic, charming & with the voice of an angel."
• "androgynous"
• "aloof and amazing"
• "ugly"
• "The head angular one with the really expressive hands."
• "Is he human?"
• "skinny"
• "A sex god of campiness: spinster of the dramatic lyric."
• "lalalovely"
• "great talent"
• "Sensuous, cynical, sexy."
• "Loud, perfectionist."
• "hagged"
• "very sexy.... very talented.... & resembles his ex girlfriend a lot (tehe)"

• "Beautiful One!"
• "So Young"
• "geeky, in a trendy sort of way."
• "kid"
• "Very cute!! Excellent guitarist and very nice."
• "I'm not too sure about his hair."
• "Adorable"
• "Young guitar prodigy with nice hair."
• "astro"
• "Lovely"
• "Little cuddle punk with a deep rooted passion for noise, oi!"
• "creative"
• "dark"
• "energetic"
• "cute, really huggable in a younger brother kind of way."
• "cool guitar dude"
• "the guitar lad who looks superb in black... talent this..."
• "Looks like an old woman when his glasses are on"
• "boring"
• "crazy, sexy, cool."
• "exhilarating"
• "odd"

• "Nice guy! Brother of Dave from Blur!!"
• "Dave clone with 'bushy hair'"
• "Royal"
• "One of the sweetest men I've met... he takes time out for the fans... he is really fantastic drummer!"
• "dave-like, if Dave were a glam..."
• "Adorable"
• "A bit snobby, but still nice in real life."
• "under-appreciated"
• "cute oldster, looks a bit rough."
• "dreamer"
• "all spikey and powerful, especially around chickens."
• "Cool and funny"
• "simple"
• "weirdo"
• "artsy feller"
• "King of cool. Neil's brill cousin."
• "Joyful, always up for autographing before a show... Mmm, he's a tough one really..."
• "Most enigmatic drummer in the world."
• "still the same"
• "Dave from Blur on drugs and a spiky black hedgehog"
• "Mysterious"
• "Nice hair cut"
• "Too smiley"
• "quiet"
• "Mad"

Mat Osman

• "Looks like Simpson (cartoon)"
• "A man from Planet Unknown!"
• "Royal"
• "Pretty cool guy!"
• "Mat is very tall... he is very nice... and kicks ass on bass."
• "amish"
• "Lovely."
• "Does this guy ever talk?"
• "friendly and fun."
• "grease"
• "Very serious."
• "Out of it."
• "Good musician"
• "Mysterious but cool"
• "Mother figure of the band."
• "Tough (?)"
• "a bit classic"
• "The quiet thoughtful one."
• "Without the fuzzy bass, it wouldn't be Suede."
• "cheeky"

• "Good job."
• "Neil is very quiet... and very mysterious. He has a certain presence about him though, he is nice as well."
• "Is he gay?"
• "Very adorable, pretty eyes."
• "Aunt Codling..."
• "sexxxxxy."
• "Godly"
• "I swear he looks like a kitten! And I told him."
• "cat"
• "the baby of the band"
• "Luscious"
• "Too good to be true"
• "Beautiful in a really fragile way."
• "Pouty, v talented prince."
• "Dowright Lush!"
• "suave"
• "boring"
• "sedated and skinny."