The Award No-one has

When The Big Scary Housewife started touring the web she thought 'Hey! some of these pages are sweet!' But did she think of presenting them with an award? No!

The Big Scary is a gentle woman. A lady knows when to to practice restraint! Right?

Restraint can be terrifying, it is true, but is it REALLY SCARY?

When she realised that there was actually a potential demand for an award moderated by The Big Scary Housewife she tugged her windows paintbox from its desktop icon socket and made one. Here it is. The scariest yet! The Award No-one Has!

You are welcome to apply for this award or see how it should be displayed. No-one has it. You won't get it. But you are welcome to try! If you are Tim BL you can have it, of course.