THE BIG SCARY HOUSEWIFE FROM THE SUBURBS BACKUP PAGE
OUR MOTTO FOR THE year:"Go ask a lawyer"

I AM A HOUSEWIFE. FROM THE SUBURBS. SCARY.

I am anti-anti-blink. Are you frightened yet?

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The big Scary Housewifedeplores the curtailment of freedom of speech Americans have recently hadto put up with. She wishes them all well. Although the big Scary is a mummy and so never swears she recognises that it is a basic human right to be able to say naughty things every now and then without involving the president.*

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This Is my backup homepage. It sure looks different, doesn't it?

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I am not boring
(much)

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Think of it! All that technology andeffort was worth it just to get a housewife on the net



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WHAT DO THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON?

  • Disposable gloves

  • Dancing

  • Fudge brownies

  • HTML Frames

  • Concertina doors

  • Six library cards

  • Dentists

  • A sundial

  • Return verandahs

  • Toast

    • If "other" please state:
    (Do not hit return)

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    WHAT AM I PLANNING TO COOK WITH THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS?

    FRYPAN GRILLOVENMICROWAVE
    chiveslarge candlejazzmusicpackage
    eggsmatcheggcelery
    saltpapersspicessalt
    waterharmonicamixed beansrice
    toastironcarrotglass wine

    Please state:(Do not hit return)


    please give your email address:please give your homepage address if you have one



    The Elements

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    These links make life easier and nicer and strike fear into the hearts of sane mortals.What could be better?
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    This is the Line Around the World. It's an effort to get people all around this beautiful planet of ours to be nice to each other. And while we're at it, we might as well meet other great people on the World WideWeb. The way it works is this: A list is being kept, in exact order, ofpeople who've registered to be part of this line. Each person connectsto the people in front and in back of her/him on that list, forming onelong line around the internet But the great part is that all the peoplewho include themselves in this line are honour-bound to go out of theirway to perform an act of goodness. This could be anything from giving 5 dollars or more to the charity of your choice to making lunch for the homeless person out on the corner to complimenting everyone you meet for a month. It's different for different people, but all these people want to do somethingto make life happier and better. If you might like to join, simply click on the line for more information.

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