You can help further the cause of The Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers by becoming an Authorised Status Surfer.
Authorised Status Surfers may display one of the following gifs on their personal home pages, with a link to the Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers.
Authorised representatives of the Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers may include the following notification in personal letters to the owners of javascript deficient personal homepages which they visit:
We at the Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers have
noted the under representation of status scrolling
javascript at your otherwise groovy site.
Yours
(your name)
Authorised Scroller, Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers
Authorised notifications must contain references to the site involved, be polite and cheerful, and end with the message above. They must not consist only of the above message. Authorised notifications may only be sent once to each page, and only to the owners of personal homepages. Business sites, netzines, and the like should not be sent the above notification. The Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers have already sent notification to many pages.
Authorised Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers will be sent a certificate of authorisation on entering the program, and may not proceed until they have been granted confirmation of authorisation by The Big Scary Housewife.
The promotion of Status Scrolling Javascript is a serious business and the Rolling Scrolling Status Surfers deplore spammers and trollers, so please be careful to follow the guidelines. Polite, cheerful letters, with the notification exactly as depicted at the end of the mail.
Applicants are required to send email to the Big Scary Housewife stating their name, homepage url if they have one, and giving their reason for joining the program (in more than two and less than two hundred words). We look forward to hearing from you!
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