Our Favorite One-Liners

We understand that sometimes "you just have to be there", but Shelton and I just wanted to share a few of our funniest moments with you. We aren't going to give you any more description, we will just let your imaginations run wild! Have fun with them...we did! _________________________________________________________________

Marilyn: "Do you realize we just walked around Dusseldorf for one hour to find the place next door?" _________________________________________________________________

Shelton: "You can't even use that hole."
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Shelton: "Thats why you have it at night."
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Marilyn: "I'm tired and I didn't even do anything."
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Marilyn: "I couldn't even feel my own heart...I was scared."
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Alf: "Speak English, not American."
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Shelton: "Can I get a couple of cokes please?"
Alf: "A soda this late? You need beer."
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Shelton: "Can I get a couple of cokes please?"
Alf: "A soda this late? Are you crazy?"
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Shelton: "Hi"
Alf: "Bar's closed." _________________________________________________________________



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