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Screen Savers:
Plot for World Domination

I don't know about you, but if I wanted to take over the world, I wouldn't resort to war or anything that messy or bloody. It would be terribly costly, and I might stain my white fur. World domination isn't something that can be rushed. If I were me (and I am), I'd go the route of least resistance: screen savers.

What people don't understand about screen savers if the fact they are not some helpful, entertaining device to keep your screen from burning out. That's only the cover story. They're really cleverly designed tools to trap you attention long enough to plant hypnotic suggestions. Why else would people, even smart people, stand and stare at a bouncing ball for so long?

Some people joke that Bill Gates secretly plots to take over the world. I think they're right. Think about it. With every new compute sold, another person is exposed to a screen saver, preferably one of Microsoft's. People buy computers these days installed with Microsoft screen savers. Bill Gates makes a lot of money, and eventually, when he calls upon his minion of brain-washed zombies, they'll all be computer literate brain- washed zombies. Better yet, a large majority will either be upper class citizens (money) or scientist-type people (smarts). Bill Gates would be unstoppable, if it weren't for those darn antitrust laws.