Hanson:


On Girls

So . . . what do you guys think of girls?

Zac: They're great but . . .

Ike: Zac doesn't date yet cause, you know . . .

Zac: I like them.

Tay: Zac likes everyone we do!

Zac: (giggles)It's in the blood!

Tay: We all like Gwen Stefani

Zac: Yeah, she's cool.

Ike: You see, he does! I told you!

Zac: (jokingly) Ike is just jealous because this girl flirted more with me after a concert . . . because I am so fine. . .

Ike: You wish!

Zac: Eww, now we get down to the good parts (acts all excited)

Tay: Yeah, go on Ike, they wanna hear more . . .

Ike: Well, I met this girl after a concert and she was really pretty and nice . . .

Zac: (covers his mouth and whispers to the camera) She was all over him!

Ike: She was not! She's like 17 though . . . but she was a babe, dude.(in Butthead voice)

Tay: I never got a good look at her but she was a brunette.

Ike: Yeah, brunetters are cool!

Zac:(Looks atIke) Brunetters!(giggles)

Ike: (rolls his eyes at Zac.)

Tay: I think this is the climax.

Ike: Trys to keep going but keeps laughing at what Tay said.)

Zac: Okay, you see . . . he met this girl after a concert and she and him were doing this flirty thing you know all

mooshy mooshy . . .then they said their goodbyes.

Ike: If I ever saw her again . . .

Zac: Wow, Ike, you rebel!

Ike: Wait I didn't finish! Zac, you're so bad; you're wasting my time!(both guys play hit each other)

Tay: Okay, so if he ever saw her again, he'll talk to her. The end.(leans back)

Ike: Thanks, Tay.

Zac: Tay, who do you like?

Tay: Well, I like girls, but I haven't seen a girl yet that I can really just go up to her without going, uh . . .

Zac: Let me help! (in a hyperventalating voice) Oh my God! I . . .oh, my God!

Ike: Zac likes Avery [Their little sister]

Zac: Yeah, I'm gonna marry her!(all laugh)

Zac: Sorry, I prefer girls that are older.

Ike: Okay, we have to stop her or we are gonna get too descirptive!

Tay: I already told my whole story . . .

Ike: Yeah, because you aren't as girl crazy as us!

Tay: I can't help it . . .and how do you know I'm not girl crazy?

Zac: Cause!(stands up) You're not buddy!

Tay: Zac, you'd make a cute girl!

Zac: So would you! (Zac tries to sit in Tay's lap)

Ike: I guess I am the only real man here.

Zac: I guess so, JUST KIDDING!! (Tay breaks up into a huge laugh)

Zac: Okay, we have to go!

Ike: Yeah, we have stuff to do . . . (Ike and Zac wave wildly)


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