VAX, to
to log onto the computer with the general intention of wasting
time [Swarthmore]
veg [pronounced VEJ]
to do nothing; from vegitate
velveeta
...the 12K posting that quotes five or six messages in a thread you are
following, and adds "Yes," at the end. That's velveeta. Another
example is a posting empty of content and the product of a below-average
mind. These are generally not
crossposted, but still require weeding out. Inasmuch as the content is
unwanted, hard to remove, devoid of worth, and bad tasting, the word
velveeta is appropriate; Daniel L. Sosnoski,
alt.usage.english, 21 Jan 97
viper
1: -n- somebody who smokes marijuana
2: -n- [mil]
General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon
vomit, euphemisms for
nouns:
abdominal voorheaves; barf; barfmulch; the big spit; the big wah;
boak; brack; brechen; bwaf; carpet pizza; choom; chum; the chunky
puddle; clam chowder revisited, ~ surprise;
chowder chunder; Chunk Chunder and the Space Patrol; core dump;
discharge; the edible yo-yo;
the erupting grocery geyser; feedback; food fountain; gack; gargle
gravy; gurp; the Jersey yodel; kek; lawn tiger; liquid belch,
~ giggles, ~ hand grenades, ~ kisses, ~ scream, ~ vowels;
lunch revisited; oral turbo blow-by; pavement pizza; protein slingshot;
protein spill;
psychedelic spit; puck; puke; rainbow retch; solid sneeze; spunge;
street pizza; technicolor tribute to Disney, ~ yawn, ~ yodel;
thunder-chunder ~pavement pizza, ~ rainbow parfait,
~ chowder blow; Uncle Fester; wet burp; yurk
verbs:
appetize the audience;
bail the rail (mung overboard!!!);
barf;
bark, ~ at the floor, ~ at the ants, ~ at the moon,
~ like a seal, ~ painting, ~ up breakfast;
bazooka barf;
bend and send;
blow acid, ~beet, ~ biscuits, ~ breakfast,
~ buckets of bile, ~ chow, ~ chum,
~ chunks, ~ din-din, ~ doughnuts, ~ foam, ~ a gasket, ~ groceries, ~ liquid
kisses to the china goddess, ~ lunch, ~ oats, ~ stew;
boak;
bomber mission over Tokyo;
boot (+ camp);
bow before the porcelain throne, ~ before the porcelain god,
~ to the porcelain Buddha, ~ to the Duke (or Yuke) of Earl;
brack;
bracking (+ out the states);
brechen;
bring flourescent Christmas cheer, ~ it up for a vote,
~ up some berley/fish food;
the Brooklyn mating call;
Buick;
burp solid, ~ with a follow through;
bushusuru (Japanese, "doing the bush thing");
buy the Buick;
bwaf;
call Augie, ~ Bert, ~ Bill, ~Buicks, ~ dinosaurs,
~ lawn tigers, ~ to the
carpet, ~ to the seals, ~ Earl, ~ Europe, ~ God, ~ Herb, ~ Hugh, ~ Jesus,
~ Ralph, ~ Ruth (on the big white telephone);
cat (to);
catch it on the rebound;
Charlie chuckles;
chew backwards;
choke (+ on chunks);
choom;
chortle chunks, ~ up the wrong tree;
chuck a pizza, ~ your heart up, ~ your chum, ~ your cheerios;
chuckle;
chum the china sea, ~ the porcelain sea;
chunderchunk, ~ous, ~spew;
chunky blast, ~ custard;
clam chowder surprise;
clean house;
commode hugging;
conduct a suprise toilet inspection;
core dump;
cotch;
cough cubes, ~ up chunks, ~ up your colon;
cry Ruth;
decorate the pavement, ~ the dunny;
deliver street pizza;
discharge;
disembogue;
disgorge;
divulge dinner;
dribble phlegm;
drive the big white bus, ~ the dunny, ~ the porcelain bus,
~ the tractor;
drop the carpet pizza;
drown the ants;
Earl (to);
eject a stomach;
emergency stomach evacuation;
empty the carrot/corn sack;
enjoy dinner in reverse, ~ yourself in reverse;
eructate;
erupt the grocery geyser;
feed the fishes, ~ the houseplants, ~ your young;
fertilize the carpet, ~ the sidewalk;
fill the bilge;
flail the rail;
flash the tonsils at the water mirror, ~ your hash;
fling your food;
food fountain;
gack;
gag;
gargle gravy;
gastric overpressure relief;
get bit by Count Barfula;
giggle (+ chunks);
give up to superior incontinence;
growl at the gravel, ~ at the ground, ~ in the gutter,
~ in the grass;
going to Europe, ~ to Riga;
gurp;
gush;
gush quid (or squid);
gut dumping, ~ painting;
hack;
hag;
harf;
heave;
honk;
horf;
hork;
hork your beans;
huey;
hug the porcelain wishing well;
hurl (+ your hash);
impromptu protein party;
insult your shoes;
inverse gut, ~ intake;
involuntary personal protein spill;
kek;
kotzen;
kneel before the porcelain god;
lateral cookie toss;
laugh at the carpet, ~ at the lawn, ~ at the lions;
launch the food shuttle, ~ lunch;
leave lunch, ~ a trophy;
leggo your eggo;
let lunch fly;
liberate your lunch;
lipshits;
liquidate your assets;
lob liquid hand grenades;
looking for O'Rourke;
lose flourescent Christmas cheer, ~ (your) lunch,
~ some chopped carrots, ~ weight;
lunch revisited;
make the chunky puddle, ~ love to the lav,
~ a pizza with everything on it;
mark the street;
manual override (fingers down the throat);
meal to go;
meet your friends Ralph and Earl;
mug the porcelain tourist;
mulch;
my dinner is coming to say hello;
negative chug;
offer a sacrifice to the porcelain god, ~ Ralph;
oral diarrhea;
order ~ a Buick, ~ a pizza;
organic output;
overweight burp;
paint the town green, ~ the wall;
parbreake;
park the Buick, ~ a tiger, ~ the pea soup;
perform the liquid cough;
pitch a slider;
pizza (carpet ~, lawn ~, pavement ~);
planting beets;
play the rumination game, ~ the whale, ~ with the edible yo-yo;
plead your case before the porcelain judge;
pledge allegiance to Vomitola Khomeinei
polish your shoes;
potar;
power blow, ~ boot, ~ chuck;
pray to the porcelain gods, ~ at the porcelain altar;
propel chunks;
protein spill;
puck;
puke;
put your best food forward;
read the toilet;
redecorate the bathroom;
release the lions; reverse diarrhea;
retroshit;
reverse drink, ~ gears, ~ gut;
review your meal;
ride the meal-go-round, ~ the regurgitron, ~ the yak;
round-trip meal ticket;
Rufus;
scream at the carpet, ~ beets, ~ cookies, ~ chunks,
~ in braille;
search the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster;
sell the Buick, ~ cars (Ford! Buick! Hyundai!);
send a message to the wastebasket;
set your lunch free;
shoo the cat;
solid scream;
sling stomach snot;
shooting cats;
shout at the sink, ~at your shoes, ~ Europe!;
show the menu;
sing the lovely beer ballad, ~ lunch, ~ solo in the porcelain
amphitheater
sling beets;
sneeze chunks;
splatter sputum;
spew chips, ~ (your) guts; ~ soup, ~ snacks, ~ spuds,
~ supper, ~ (your) vittles;
spill your guts at the porcelain confessional;
spit up;
spout;
spray;
spray chum, ~-paint the carpet;
spunge;
spill the groceries;
talk on the big white telephone, ~ on the commode-o-phone,
~ to the carpet, ~ to God, ~ to Huey, ~ to the interior decorator,
~ to Ralph,
~ with the monster;
take pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photobooth;
taste dinner;
throw dinner, ~ up;
tonsil toss;
toss chow, ~ (your) cookies, ~ (your) tacos, ~ a tiger;
turn on the soup spout;
uneat;
unleash the monster;
unswallow;
upchuck;
urp;
vector-spew;
vomediate;
vowel movement;
wax the floor;
werble;
wet burp;
whistle carrots, ~ chunks, ~ a solid tune;
wolf;
woof;
woof up (+ your vittles);
worship the porcelain god, ~ at the porcelain altar;
yabble;
yak;
yell down the porcelain manhole, ~the ground,
~ at Ralph (+ in sign language);
yodel (+ for Ralph);
York;
yurk