The holidays of Herman are every Tuesday and Thursday, which means that you have a legal excuse to skip school, work, your dentist appointment... you get the idea. On the other hand, if you do want to do something on a holiday, you won't get in trouble or anything. Herman's too mellow to get worried if you haul rocks on his holiday.
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, or whenever Herman is asked for a favor, the faithful are encouraged to sacrifice a small bowl of Trix cereal. Rabbits crave Trix, as everyone knows. If you have no Trix then some other festively colored, sugary cereal will do, but none of that All-Bran crap. And Herman frowns on Cocoa puffs for reasons of good taste.
In addition, the holiday know as Easter in the Christian World is merely a rip-off of the ancient spring rites of the bunny cults and other Pagan nature religions, which were early attempts by humanity to grasp the greatness of Herman. This being the case, it is the sacred duty of all Hermanists to take back our Rabbit's holiday by dying lots of hardboiled eggs and consuming lots of candy. Besides, using the same holidays makes it easier for us to synchronize our vacations with those of the infidels.
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