They're so damn cute...and so damn bad under their innocent-lookin' mops of blonde hair.

baby smoking a cigarette

This is Davey. As I have explained previously, he's more of a virtual baby that the others, 'coz he's all growe dup now (theoretically). You can see a more adult...hmm...a more current photo of Dave with his former honey at this page of the Photo Album.

I thought that this pic was pretty self-explanatory...some parents in the 70's thought it would be neat idea to pose their kid as a juvenile delinquent. But this is what Dave has to say about it:

"In case you thought that picture was a setup, put together by cruel parents who wanted to take cute wittow baby pictures of Davey being bad, you thought wrong. I guess they walked into the kitchen and found me like that. I think that was the same day my other favorite picture of me was taken. It's me, sitting in a sink, with this huge grin on my face. It's hilarious. I'm just so damn happy to be sitting in that sink. It was a simpler time..."

ducky

This, as you may have gathered, is Scotty. Yes, he is an alcoholic now...but not because his parents thought it would be cute to pose their lad with a stubby. If you want to know what drove Scotty down the path to bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors...what's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm talking to all these nice people...excuse me...[gulp]...

What I meant to say, was that if you want to hear about Scott & drinking, you should peruse the tale of the Palaver.

As for this pic, what can I say? I miss the 70's. They were a time when parents were bold, daring, and unafraid to make their kids look really really disturbing for their own amusement.

ducky

Okay, so our little Moi's not as bad as the others. But it's only recently that Ontarian chicks have been allowed to go topless, so she's still arrestable. Kinda.

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Created on August 11, 1997. Last modified on March 11, 1998.

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