This is Jacob, that child of my rather tempestuous first cousin. (And believe me, "tempestuous" is putting it pretty nicely...) She pitched a fit when she heard that I was putting pictures of her baby on my web page for any prevert and Marilyn Manson fan to download and fondle. Well, too flippin' bad, babe. Deal with it. I'm sure that most psychos will be too hung up on the PVC Priestess Pic to bother your little bundle of joy, anyway. Take a good look, folks. I could've had a young 'un named Jake. But I didn't. To steal a line from Sarah, "I don't have children. I have situations." And on that note of post-breakup bitterness, we shall draw the curtain. (He's pretty cute, tho', don't cha think? Yeah...) Created on January 4, 1998. Can you say "mama has no life"? This page is being watched by |