Lord Morgan's Rules Of
Extra-Social Behavior

1
never steal anything small

2
never steal anything except cash

3
never use an accomplice for anything

4
never put anything in writing

5
never have an alibi for anything

6
never do the same job twice

7
always look suspicious when you're not doing anything suspicious

8
anything except violence and public humiliation will be overlooked as a matter of convenience, if you make it convenient for them to overlook it

9
the best Extra-Social Behavior is Extra-Social behavior no one notices

9
don't be predictable





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