Sam Smith

Sam Smith is a good friend of mine, and generally a good friend to anyone not duped and deluded by our friendly neighborhood watchdogs. Everything he's ever said to me has been the finest of gems; here are but a few.





Dang, Jim, where do you get all this stuff?

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(Morgan sez:) In Defense of Bill Clinton: Six Reasons Why It Wasn't Actually A Sexual Relationship 1. "I kept one foot flat on the floor at all times." 2. "I had my fingers crossed when I asked her." 3. "She had her legs crossed when she accepted." 4. "Actually, I only had sex with her dress." 5. "Actually, since I'm the one that bought it, I only had sex with MY dress." 6. "I tried. Honest, I really tried. I just couldn't impale!"