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Caption Image 001 - Monday, December 14, 1998 11:30 PM

AGINCOURT:
GARAK: My, my, dear, you know, I think you're right. Your tits are bigger than Jadzia's were ....

AGINCOURT:
GARAK: Alright Ezri dear, I'm bending over. Now what?

BGM:
GARAK: Damn ... grunt ... Almost ... HuuunH! ... Got it ... THERE! My, wasn't that a stubborn loose thread you had there!"

CATTNIP:
GARAK: I got a boo-boo! Will you kiss it?

CATTNIP:
GARAK: Look at this...is that a gray hair?

CHARLENE VICKERS:
GARAK: So I just talk into here, and those nimrods at Starfleet Command will hear everything? Testing, testing...

CHARLENE VICKERS:
GARAK: ... so the right one gives chocolate milk?

KHAMAKAZ:
GARAK: The pain! Oh the pain!
EZRI: What is it? Are you sick? Having a panic attack?
GARAK: No. I annoyed Dr. Bashir a little too much and he decided I was over due for a rectal exam.

KHAMAKAZ:
Garak: All right, Ezri dear, I understand you don't want me to touch you. Now could you kindly remove your knee from my groin?

KIRA NERYS:
GARAK: Oh my, I am sorry. Did I do that? I assure you Lieutenant - I have never thrown up on someone's shoes before.

LIV MONTEITH:
GARAK: Quick! Don't let him see me!
EZRI: Who?
GARAK: The big pink elephant guy!

LIV MONTEITH:
GARAK: My dear, chuckle That is the most snicker ridiculous suggestion I've ever heard! guffaw Why would I want to go out with you?! When I said my father locked me in the closet doubles over laughing I meant that I was gay, but I couldn't tell anyone till he died! Laughing so hard he needs support And you never, never take anything I say at face value! You're so stupid!

LIV MONTEITH:
GARAK: Hold still, you seem to have something on your shirt.
EZRI: What is it?
GARAK: squinting I'm.... I'm not sure. Ah-hah, it's dandruff!

LIV MONTEITH:
GARAK: Ahhhh!!! Hurts!... The pain.... I'm... changing! My ear!... The human inside me... he's bursting free!!! My inner child! You were right counselor.. My inner child wants out,... and he's human!!

LIV MONTEITH:
GARAK: Would you look at something for me?
EZRI: Sure. What?
GARAK: My ear. I think I might be getting an infection, does it look a little pink to you?
EZRI: I'm not a doctor, but now that you mention it, yeah it is a little odd looking.

TAMAR:
"One, two, cha cha cha. Three, four, cha cha cha."

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