Personal Ads
I have been collecting ridiculous personal ads from local newspapers for a while These are ACTUAL ads.
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The night may be young, but arr speling is nun to gud.
Oh, yum! Let's eat!
Just a little bit messy? This Bud's for you!
Abnormal replies only please...
Kneel and pray to me please--but watch that headlock...
Let's get together, burn all our financial assets and stare at each other. But, what the heck's a THURDERstorm?
Perpetual? the boyfriend who will never die?
Michelle who?
Oh, real sensitive, these two. Yeah. And educated. (Or should I say PSEUDO-educated?)
No children, but small, excitable pony OK...
Freudian slip?
Perfect only need apply---perfectly confused, that is.
He MUST be fearless to want a woman who is inside-out. (Or who uses adjectives as verbs?)
Too bad we can't be alone together sharing an English class, but then THAT would be an activity...
