More Personal Ads
Hard to believe people actually write these, isn't it?
That's right, lady--get these guys HOPPING...that's how you get all that energy!
Apparently, this guy does not know the difference between discreet and discrete; he doesn't care how old she is, only that she is non-continuous.
Is he planning for some contingency he hasn't mentioned? Such as being a widower?
He wants her employed so she can buy the candlelight.
I'm shy--no I'm not! Yes I am! No I'm not!
I have a way with words,
They are like little birds.
They seem to fly away
Whenever I try to write.
Or compose poetry.
And I don't understand meter either. Or what "discrete" means.
This ad is guaranteed not to get any longer when he tells a lie?
I don't care how old you are, just as long as you're female.
Oh, maybe he just wants a happy girl....