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The idiocy continues...

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Right--he just wants to watch movies...

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Not too picky is she?  Better get her quick before she gets any smaller.

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Only one eye and a very dim understanding of verb tenses.  What a catch.

Except what?  (Trans-gender female?)

Whoo boy! I'll bet you're plum tuckered out trying to decipher these gems. Well, you know we try to be non-continuous (you know--discrete?) but sometimes you just have to accept (or maybe that's except?) the weird things people want in a mate. 

Maybe hoping (or hopping?)for someone literate, or someone who has a decent command of the English language is just a bit too much to ask?

Enough!  Take me home!

I'm not done laughing--take me to the bloopers!

Who collects this stuff, anyway?

Yeah, I like stupid poetry, too--so?