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A bull in Dockers....

After this, we're not sure what he's going to do with his life!

One insane parrot -- cheap!                        Rite for detail's!                                       Obviously written by a 3-year old child.

Then, wouldn't it be cold cuts instead of                 Just what every survivor needs. pizza?

Yeah, hon, let's get rid of that rusty old couch and git us a new one!                                I dunno what a Roman tube is, but                                                                                                                                                          I'd sure like to see the separate show!

I don't want a whole cow, just a couple of steaks.                                                For itty bitty landscapes!

I'll just bet they is.                                                                                                                    Must have been second-elm smoke.

In her spur time, no doubt...

But we just call it bad spelling.

For climbing very large trees no doubt...

Teenage boss?

That's quite a re-write.

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