No Handles


"by Bill Pearce"

There once was a man with no handles on his house.
The cabinets had doors that ticked off his spouse.
No handles at all was such a discust
It seems that handles must be a must.
Without handles on the house it seemed
That "I can't get in" were words constantly screamed.
The more his wife complained the less he did.
It seemed that when he saw her coming he ran and hid.
Not the handles again, no, no, no.
But then one day he had to go.
Oh,the turmoil with crossing legs and feet.
The rest room had him finally beat.
Finding that handles were needed.
The gripes of his wife were now sorta succeeded.
TADA
Tis a bit of humor for you all to look at
the lighter side of life

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