Featured Guestbook Signers
This section is no longer being updated. I am tired of ranking your silly guestbook signatures. I am just leaving this page up because the text amuses me. The pictures have been removed so that I can use them somewhere else.
MOST SIGNATURES:
Greg!
Greg beat out all the other signers with a whopping FOUR entries. All those Marilyn Mansons and Ravenmansons and Ravenclaws are Greg. Way to go, Greg.
BIGGEST ERROR OF GRAMMAR:
Tim!
Tim's entry reads "You're page is not too bad." Way to go, Tim. Thanks for the laughs.
FIRST STRANGER:
Alan!
Young Alan was the first person whom I didn't know to sign my guestbook. In fact, I still don't know him, though I did talk to him on ICQ once. Thank you, Alan, for surprising us all with your signature.
LONGEST ENTRY:
Jeremy!
Not counting my little additions, Jeremy's entry contains about 133 words. (I think I counted correctly.) This is far more than any of the other signers. Nice going, Jeremy.
BEST MEANING OF LIFE:
Phil!
"Sex." It's short, snappy, to the point. I think Phil has this one under control. Congrats, Phil.
BEST USE OF AN ADJECTIVE:
Kenneth!
The word exquisite, as it appears in Kenneth's entry is not only an eloquent display of diction, but quite flattering to me. Thank you, Kenneth, for your grasp of language.
And now... what you've ALL been waiting for...
THE BEST OVER-ALL ENTRY!
FIRST RUNNER UP:
Lisa!
Lisa's entry is an ideal entry. She answers all the questions, and instead of adding cute little remarks when she doesn't have an answer, she simply says she doesn't know. "Good question," she tells us of her Great Grandmother's Maiden Name. "Haven't figured it out yet" is her meaning of life. This entry reeks of candor and honesty. Not only that, but it offers praise for my poetry. Sue me. I like people flattering me for doing what I love. Thank you, Lisa. We're all enjoying your entry.
And now... the moment of truth...
BEST OVER-ALL ENTRY:
Thomas!
What can I say about this lovely guestbook entry? When we examine it closely, we find it absolutely perfect. The name section gives first and last names, so there is no confusion, followed by a couple of "ahh" and "hha"s, which add personality. The shoe size entry says "11 i think," which seems to emit a humble and endearing tone. The entry into the "Grandmother" question is not an answer, but a question in return. "which side?" he asks. In this way, young Thomas helps to better the guestbook by pointing out its nonspecificity. His favourite Beatle is John, obviously. Anyone with half a brain knows he was the best one. He expresses his favourite vegetable, the ever-respectable and delicious cucumber, then justifies this choice with the handy detail that he "likes the name." He enjoys cat food in a bag, as all true cat connoisseurs do, and he exhibits an extreme grasp on the meaning of life with his response "me me me me." All humans are inherently selfish, and little Thomas seems to understand this with untimely clarity. The finishing touch which makes this entry so perfect is the comment section. "i love your page...." Enough said. Thank you, Thomas, for entertaining the literate world with your lovely guestbook entry. Congratulations on your win.
That's all for now. Remember to keep playing, and always sign again to improve your skills.
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