These things are wrong with the world.

*** These are very outdated "things that are wrong with the world," written by Tammy and me one night in the Waffle House parking lot. I didn't feel it was right to change the original list, but rest assured that some of these things aren't wrong any more, and that a myriad of new things are. ***

  1. Waffle House started charging again after the second cup of coffee.
  2. *** *******
  3. My ******* ******* is a nimrod.
  4. nuclear proliferation
  5. Stupid girls are always sought after.
  6. Freddie Mercury is dead.
  7. Jerry Garcia is dead.
  8. The Beats are dead.
  9. The moon isn't amber anymore.
  10. Cigarette smoke is sexy.
  11. can't find "For Homer" anywhere on the Internet
  12. Tammy lives too far away.
  13. Nobody's going to go west with me next summer.
  14. Nobody's going to go to Europe with Tammy next summer.
  15. Jocks have invaded the Waffle House.
  16. **** *******
  17. Computer programmers make more money than artists.
  18. You can't say "Fuck" on daytime TV.
  19. Money grubbing phone companies have rendered the song "Here's a Quarter, Call Someone who Cares" obsolete.
  20. Stamp prices keep going up; IQs keep going down.
  21. Kids today take Ritalin and Prozac instead of Flintstones vitamins.
  22. People who aren't old enough to buy beer decide who runs the country.
  23. Some people think Sherlock Holmes was real.
  24. Some people think Plato wasn't.

The above names have been removed due to a very nasty little incident with a friend of mine, a web page, and a trumped up "death threat."

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