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The (stereo)typical "Canadian diet" would consist of something like: beaver, loon and a little polar bear nachos, Coffee-mate, string beans and grapes spaghetti, OJ and oreos Kraft Dinner, beer, doughnuts, bacon, and maple syrup I'll have a combo #4 please, easy on the syrup. 80% of Canadians live: in igloos. in Ontario. with a caribou. close to the US border. Hey US buddies. Be on the alert for invasion: 80% of us live close to the longest unprotected border in the world. Yours! Paul Henderson: is a hockey player who scored "THE GOAL" in '72. is the guy who wrote the words to "Oh Canada". is the co-owner of Tim Horton's Donuts. created the design on the nickel. And what a beauty goal it was. Canada has: one season: cold. four seasons. two seasons: cold, and not-as-cold-but-still-pretty-cold. three seasons. Canada experiences 4 seasons, the usual winter-spring-summer-fall package. Probably one of the things Canada is most famous for is: Beating up other countries. Peacekeeping in other countries. Joining other countries. Being blown up by other countries. There may be a bit of a problem if I need to clarify here. (psst. It's peacekeeping.) Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
80% of Canadians live: in igloos. in Ontario. with a caribou. close to the US border. Hey US buddies. Be on the alert for invasion: 80% of us live close to the longest unprotected border in the world. Yours! Paul Henderson: is a hockey player who scored "THE GOAL" in '72. is the guy who wrote the words to "Oh Canada". is the co-owner of Tim Horton's Donuts. created the design on the nickel. And what a beauty goal it was. Canada has: one season: cold. four seasons. two seasons: cold, and not-as-cold-but-still-pretty-cold. three seasons. Canada experiences 4 seasons, the usual winter-spring-summer-fall package. Probably one of the things Canada is most famous for is: Beating up other countries. Peacekeeping in other countries. Joining other countries. Being blown up by other countries. There may be a bit of a problem if I need to clarify here. (psst. It's peacekeeping.) Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
Paul Henderson: is a hockey player who scored "THE GOAL" in '72. is the guy who wrote the words to "Oh Canada". is the co-owner of Tim Horton's Donuts. created the design on the nickel. And what a beauty goal it was. Canada has: one season: cold. four seasons. two seasons: cold, and not-as-cold-but-still-pretty-cold. three seasons. Canada experiences 4 seasons, the usual winter-spring-summer-fall package. Probably one of the things Canada is most famous for is: Beating up other countries. Peacekeeping in other countries. Joining other countries. Being blown up by other countries. There may be a bit of a problem if I need to clarify here. (psst. It's peacekeeping.) Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
Canada has: one season: cold. four seasons. two seasons: cold, and not-as-cold-but-still-pretty-cold. three seasons. Canada experiences 4 seasons, the usual winter-spring-summer-fall package. Probably one of the things Canada is most famous for is: Beating up other countries. Peacekeeping in other countries. Joining other countries. Being blown up by other countries. There may be a bit of a problem if I need to clarify here. (psst. It's peacekeeping.) Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
Probably one of the things Canada is most famous for is: Beating up other countries. Peacekeeping in other countries. Joining other countries. Being blown up by other countries. There may be a bit of a problem if I need to clarify here. (psst. It's peacekeeping.) Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
Which sport/game is NOT a Canadian invention? Trivial Pursuit. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. The only invention of these four that is NOT Canadian is soccer. The other three have their roots or inventor's roots HERE. Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
Canada's Unofficial National Anthem is: Theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA The Star Spangled Banner God Save the Queen Anything by the Tragically Hip This is up to a bit of personal opinion of course. My "correct" answer is the theme from HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, however The Hip are definite contenders.
