Childrens books that never quite made it...

• Strangers Have the Best Candy.
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
• The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.
• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?'
• Bi-Curious George.
• You Are Different and That's Bad.
• Dad's New Wife Timothy.
• Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games.
• Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets.
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
• Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse.
• The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will.
• Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.

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