All the Lists You Could Ask For!
Here is the dream of ever person with nothing better to do, lists. I have stolen these from other places, so I'll give them credit now. I am hereby giving credit to the people who wrote these lists, aside from the vampire one and the quotes, because I wrote that. Anyway... Here's the lists:
- A Guide to Tech Support
- Actual Signs and Advertisements
- Analogies from High School Essays
- Annoy Everyone
- Annoy Your Roomate, Part 1
- Annoy Your Roomate, Part 2
- Annoy Your Roomate, Part 3
- Be Annoying in Elevators
- Be Annoying in the Computer Lab
- Be Annoying in the Showers
- Beware!
- Bumpers Stickers You Might Not Have Seen
- Children's Books that Never Made It
- Church Bulletin Bloopers
- Cliff Claven's Trivia
- Computer Terms
- Confuse Professors
- Corporate Lingo
- Didja Ever Notice?
- Drinking Stages
- Efficient Sentences
- NEW!!!Even More Useless Facts
- Failing?
- Famous Last Words
- Food for Thought (or: The Dangers of Bread!)
- For All Those Born Before 1945...
- Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
- Get Rid of Bad Dates
- Glossary of PC Terms
- Home Economics for Men
- Hotel Regulations from the Wild West
- How the Cops would Like to Read the Miranda Rights
- How to Screw Up an Interview
- I AM Canadian!
- Ifs and Whys
- Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me
- More from the "I Am Stupid" File
- More Things to Think About
- More True Facts
- More Useless Facts
- Mr. Right?
- My Favorite Quotes
- New Company Mergers in the Works
- Only in America...
- Presidential Quotes
- Random Humor and Wisdom
- Relieve Stress
- Retorts and Come-Backs
- Sayings We'd Like to See on Inspirational Posters
- Sightings of the Stupid
- Slogans and Wise Cracks
- Some Ponderables to Think About
- Some Thoughts
- Stuff You Would Never Know Without the Movies
- Stupid Company Sightings
- Surreal Thoughts
- The Horror Movie Survival Guide
- The Image of Rank
- The Procrastinator's Calendar
- The Procrastinator's Creed
- Things I Learned as a Child
- NEW!!!Things Kids Say
- Things my Parents Taught Me
- Things That Make You Go "Ummm...."
- Things NOT to Say to a Vampire
- Things to Do Instead of Studying
- Things to Do With AOL Disks
- This Summer's Best T-Shirts
- Useful Work Phrases
- Useless Inventions
- Ways to Have Fun at Walmart
- Ways to Have Fun in the Workplace
- Ways to Irritate Your Professor
- Weird Facts
- What is an American?
- What my 1 Year Old Daughter has Learned
- What the New Job Lingo Really Means
- Won Liners
- Words to Live By
- You Know You're Drunk When...
- You Know You're Drunk When... (another one)
- You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...
- Your Tax Dollars
Well, have fun! The stuff in this section is good for at least several hours of Procrastination!
to The Procrastinator's Aid.