Things to Do Instead of Studying for Finals

• Have a root canal
• Eat dirt
• Go to all of your classes
• Clean out your bellybutton
• Make crank calls
• Gamble borrowed money
• Sharpen your pencils (all of them)
• Talk to yourself
• call 976-anything
• Try on all your clothes at one time
• Memorize the phone book
• Play your records backwards
• Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
• Go to the airport and meet people
• Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
• Start new rumors
• Hold your breath till you pass out
• Rub your eyes till you see stars
• Fry ants with a magnfying glass
• Set every clock in a building foreward
• Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
• Go Christmas Caroling by yourself
• Post things to do instead of studying which your sister wrote for a local paper

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