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Philosophy - Quotes
1.Why is there always
one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd
and put them in another
crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
2.Why is nothing as easy
as it looks?
3.Why do we sometimes
say that something is a definite possibility? Which is it?
4.Why is it that whenever
you let the cat out of the bag, you usually wind up in the
dog house?
5.Relatively speaking,
aren't we are all related?
6.Why is it that the
most important things in life, aren't things?
7.Is grass really greener
on the other side?
8.If quitters never win,
and winners never quit, then who is the fool that first said
"quit while you are ahead"?
9.If you keep trying
to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
10.If practice makes
perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
11.If everyone is an
unique individual, isn't it not unique to be an individual?
12.If beauty is in the
eye of the beholder, does he have a hard time seeing?
13.Is it possible to
get away from it all? Don't you always go someplace?
14.Does it matter if
it doesn't matter?
15.Does anybody ever
vanish with a trace?
16.Is there such a thing
as a true lie?
17.Is wetter REALLY better?
18.Generally, aren't
all generalizations false?
19.They say marriages
are made in heaven. Is this because that's also where thunder
and lightning are made?
20.What if life is a
joke and we don't get it?
21.If two wrongs don't
make a right, why not try three?
22.Is it not better for
civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it?
23.Why do hidden flaws
never remain hidden?
24.They say that behind
every successful man, there stands a woman. Could it be that
in front of that woman,
stands a man who keeps getting in her way?
Philosophy - Other
1.If you decided to not
tell the truth all the time, would you be telling the truth?
2.What's the sound a
name makes when it's dropped?
3.Is it possible to have
deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
4.Is it possible to proceed
from the informal to the formal by formal means?
5.Is it possible to reminisce
with people you don't know?
6.Is it possible to think
of Nothing?
7.Since we always find
something we lost the last place we look, why don't we just
look there first?
8.What comes next?
9.Is it possible to believe
that there is such a thing as non-existence?
10.What is the sound
of one hand clapping?
11.Why does it seem that
everyone has a scheme that will not work?
12.Why does it seem that
whenever we finally get it all together, we forget where we
put it?
13.Why is "if" the middle
word in life?
14.Why is it that everyone
is always someplace else?
15.Why is it that no
matter where you are, you're here?
16.Why is nothing quite
so unexpected as the truth?
17.Why is origin at the
end, if it means the beginning?
18.Why is Roseanna Roseanna
Danna always right when she says "Ya know, There's
always Something"?
19.What happens if you're
scared half to death twice?
20.Did you ever wonder
whether having children is hereditary? After all if your
parents didn't have any,
then you probably won't either!
21.Why does something
always happen ?
22.Could it be that everything
we see is just a shadow cast by that which we do not
see?
23.Is it possible to
be totally partial?
24.Doesn't it seem crazy
that you can make amends but not one amend?
25.Have you noticed that
nostalgia isn't what it used to be?
Miscellaneous
1.Why can't we ever Sit
to be corrected?
2.Why do good guys finish
last?
3.Why can you buy an
entire chess set in a pawn shop?
4.Why do some displays
of I love you only valentine cards indicate that they are
available in multi-packs?
5.Why do they put those
little stickers on escalators that read Passengers Only?
Who else will be using
them?
6.Why do we call them
Sanitary Landfills? You won't find me having a picnic there!
7.Why do we have to say
I DO at a wedding when we know we won't remember what
we agreed to a year later?
8.Why do we have to wander
through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank when we
are the only person in
line?
9.Why give her diamonds?
She won't LIVE forever...
10.In the zodiac, why
is Libra, the Scales, the only inanimate symbol?
11.Why is it considered
necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
12.Why not put missing
children on postage stamps?
13.Why would anyone want
to be called Later?
14.Why does everything
become a "something" or a "whatever"?
15.Is it progress if
a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
16.How can someone "draw
a blank"?
17.How old do you have
to be before you can't cut the mustard?
18.I seen a sign that
read "Clean Dirt Only". How is that possible?
19.What does Santa do
at a house with no chimney?
20.Is Marx's tomb a communist
plot?
21.Why is it that if
you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue containing
the article, story, or
installment you were most anxious to read?
22.Why do we say love
hurts? Love never hurts. It's the absence of love that hurts.
23.Why do we call it
a 2x4 when it is really 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" ?
24.If the nights in Alaska
are 6 months long, how long are sleepovers?
25.If a tin whistle is
made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
26.Does China have an
"America Town?"
27.Why do some cemetarys
have a sign that reads "One Way - Do Not Enter" ?
28.When we say we want
to complete our Family History, do we really mean that?
29.Where does the fire
go when the fire goes out?
30.Who puts those "Thin
Ice" signs out there?
31.Where does Santa hide
his claws?
32.Just what is a Conniption
Fit?
33.If the #2 pencil is
the most popular, why is it still #2?
34.Where is Old Zealand?
35.Are there any unguided
missiles?
36.Could crop circles
be the work of a cereal killer?
37.Is misinformation
more appealing than misterinformation?
38.Why is it that when
you want a nice souvenir, you find a great shell in a gift shop,
but some yo-yo has affixed
a ten-cent thermometer to it?
39.If a tree falls in
the woods and there is no one around to hear it, do the other
trees laugh at it?
Weather
1.When the snow melts
in spring, why do you always see articles of clothing beside
the parking lots?
2.Why Does the Wind Blow?
3.Why do we often say:
"Close the window, it's cold outside." Nevertheless, after
the window is closed,
it's still cold outside?
4.Why is it that the
faster you drive, the harder it rains?
5.Why is it that when
we were kids the snow in winter was much deeper?
6.Why is it that when
you have an umbrella with you, it doesn't rain, but if you don't
have one, then it normally
does?
7.Why give the temperature
of the airport? No one lives there!
8.Where does the white
go when the snow melts?
9.Why is it that as soon
as you get ready to paint your deck, the rain clouds start
forming?
10.When it rains, the
sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get
through?
11.Why do we tend to
raise our shoulders when we're out in the rain? Is it not gonna
get wet if you raise
them?
12.They say that rain
is often known as soft water. Does this mean that hail is soft?
And when a lot of rain
occurs quickly, why do we say it comes down hard? Which is
it?
13.Is it possible to
be so hot in some places that the people who live there have to live
in other places?
14.How do you know that
no two snowflakes are alike?
Time
1.When we wake up at 5:00
AM, we say we got up Early, but when we go to bed at
the same time, we say
we went to bed Late. Which is it?
2.When you travel west,
you gain an hour every time you cross a time zone. If you
traveled far enough and
fast enough, would you travel back in time?
3.Why are today's rough
times always tomorrow's good old days?
4.Why do people ask how
long you are going to be gone on vacation? Won't you be
gone the whole time?
5.When they first invented
the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
6.Why do people say they'll
be back in a few minutes and then come back two hours
later?
7.Why do people without
a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it
is?
8.Why do the minute hands
on school clocks always click backward before
advancing?
9.When all is said and
done, do we cease to exist?
10.Why does it always
seem to take longer coming back than it does to get there?
11.Why does it take less
time to do something right then it does to explain why you
did something wrong?
12.Why do we say that
Time passes? Aren't we the ones getting older? Perhaps time
stands still!
13.If you are standing
directly on the line between two time zones, and it is 12:00 on
one side and 1:00 on
the other, is it 12:30 where you are standing?
14.A Maine restaurant
displays a sign that reads Open 7 days a week and weekends.
Exactly what calendar
do they go by?
15.Can time exist in
a motionless universe?
16.Does killing time
harm eternity?
17.Have you ever noticed
that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a
time for work and a time
for play", never find the time for play?
18.If I save time, when
do I get it back?
19.If time heals all
wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
20.Some people can tell
what time it is by looking at the sun. How are they able to
make out the numbers?
21.If yesterday were
today, would today be tomorrow?
22.What does "it" mean
in the sentence "What time is it?"?
23.If you had the time,
isn't everywhere within walking distance?
24.If you had time for
everything, what would you do when you were done?
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