Bumperstickers...... Everyone loves to read them!

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving.

Out of mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Jones's, I keep up with the Simpsons.

Born free.....Taxed to death.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

All generalizations are false.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Don't hit me, the Tax Man already has!

LAWYER: A cat who settles a dispute between 2 mice.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what the others have.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from.

I love to give homemade presents: Which one of my kids would you like?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

My 'Ex' drives a broom.

I suoport publik edukasion!

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