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I TOLD YOU  I would do this.  But did you believe me??
 
 

Memories, Grad........ 

                           Oh The Memories....
                                                  
                                                   the fun in your life..........

The Way It Used to Be...... a walk through yesterday, the fond memories of this last year.

AND.....  I'd like to show everyone your favourite music group.
 
 

TOP TEN BUMPER STICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

10. "Our other star ship separates into 3 pieces!"

9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... think about it"

8. "HONK if you own a TRIBBLE!"

7. "Guns don't kill people... Class 2 Phasers do!"

6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"

5. "CAUTION... We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."

4. "If you can read this... don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"

3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"

2. "We brake for cubes!"

1. "Wesley On Board!"

  Fun things to do aboard the Starship Enterprise:

Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft
Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data
Giving Worf A nooggie
Ordering Pizza from Domino's then going 30 min. into the future (free pizza!)
Secretly replacing the Dilithium crystals with New Foldger's crystals
Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to Jeopardy during self- destruct sequence
Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean impression
Calling down to the transporter room, ask if they've beamed aboard
Prince Albert In A Can

 
 
 SUREFIRE SIGNS THAT STAR TREK IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE:
 

• Saying "make it so" in casual conversation
• Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.
• Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first
• More than one pair of Spock ears in junk drawer
• Have figured out the stardate system
• Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
• Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
• The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
• Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and "The Omega Glory"
• Memorization of the crew's authorization codes
• Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface
• Attending a convention wearing non-Terran vestments
• Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint
• Understanding Klingon
• Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work
• Playing fizzbin and understanding it
• "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic stylistics
• Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in ST:TMP
• Inexplicable rock-climbing urges
• More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers

The Top 10 Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek:

• You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green  Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.
• You wish your hamster had no legs so you could have a tribble.
• You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
• You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.
• Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.
• You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
• You have no life.
• You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the co-ordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.
• You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

and, this one, taken on one of his 'better days', shall we say?

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