About last night... I didn't know what I was doing. I thought you were your brother.
I thought your brother was you. I had too much to drink. I didn't drink enough. I
was caught up in the moment. I couldn't stop thinking about what everyone else would
think. I had to wash my hair. I forgot to set the clock back. I forgot to set the
clock ahead. I forgot I was in Indiana. Our song was on the radio. There was a good
show on TV. There wasn't anything on. I feel asleep. I couldn't sleep. I lost your
number. Your line was busy. You didn't have your pager on. I hate machines. Did
you call? I thought we made plans for tomorrow. I thought today was yesterday. I
lost my planner. I'm buying a planner tomorrow. Did we have plans? I wouldn't have
missed it for the world. I'm sorry I missed it. I was there in spirit. I guess I was
a little too spirited. I was at confession. Was that the preacher? You're a priest?
You have a wife? Was that your wife? I was out with my family. I've never had a family.
I wasn't ready to start a family. I had a headache. I was on medication. I needed
medication. Were you on medication? Did you call? Did you forget to call? I forgot
to check my messages. I kept waiting for the phone to ring. I was on the other line.
The phone was off the hook. I was online. I wasn't online. I didn't visit that chat
room. I stayed in that chat room. Were you in a chat room? I didn't check my e-mail.
I e-mail everyone. I never send e-mail. The server was down. We could reschedule for
Tuesday. Any day is good but Tuesday. I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger
today. Is any day good for you? I'm free anytime. I'm booked till next week.
Weeknights are bad for me. I only seem to have time to do things on weeknights, anymore.
Did I miss something? Nothing ever gets past me. What did you say? I'm sorry I said
that. I meant every word I said. You can't take it literally. I never lie. I was lying.
It was only a white lie. I wanted the truth. You can't handle the truth. Truth is
stranger than fiction. We can talk about it tomorrow. I'll never bring it up again.
We have to talk about it sometime. We never talk. You're all talk. I needed support.
I don't need you. I didn't realize you were there. I couldn't have done it without
you. Don't tell anyone you helped me. Of course I'll let them know what you did. You did
it, not me. You never do anything. Why do I put up with you? Why do you put up with
me? We need each other. We shouldn't see each other again. I'll call you. We should
do lunch.
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