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Brain-Freeze!


This page is dedicated to those who are feeling overwhelmed, unmotivated, and outsmurfed. Here you can find consoling quotes, helpful hints, and links to authorities on major world religions (when divine intervention is your only hope).

Just try and relax, okay?!


Weird Science!

From the People Who Know...
(The Quote-of-the-Time-Being)


Call me sentimental about baseball,
but I wish we could return to the game
before the bat boys had agents and
their own Web sites.

Mark Russell, as found in The Dayton Daily News


Previous Quote(s):


Get a little too drunk on Saturday
Playing football with the kids on Sunday
Soaring with the eagles all week long

John Mellencamp, "Check It Out"


If you judge people,
you have no time to love them.

Mother Teresa.


There is nothing more contagious on
this planet than enthusiasm.

Carlos Santana, as quoted in the "History of Rock and Roll" T.V. special.


Optimism: a cheerful frame of mind
that enables a tea kettle to sing
though in hot water up to its nose.

This quote was taken from a fortune cookie I got last week at the China Cottage in Dayton, Ohio.


Choir Time!
God Bless Us, Everyone!

Do I Hear an Amen?! A Link to "Radical" Catholicism
Do I Hear an Amen?! A Link to the "Catholic Goldmine"
Do I Hear an Amen?! How God Appears to a Physicist
Do I Hear an Amen?! A Link to Judaism 101
Do I Hear an Amen?! A Link to the "Council of Light"
Do I Hear an Amen?! A Link to the Miracle of Saint Joseph
Ahhhh!

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