My Stupid Joke of the Week

 

A woman tells her husband one night that her company has asked her to attend a convention the following weekend, and she'll be out of town from Friday to Sunday.

He readily accepts this information, and tells her that maybe he'll take advantage of her absence, and plan a fishing trip.

The woman leaves town that Friday evening, reminding her husband that she can be reached on her cell phone any time.

Late that night, while in the arms of her boyfriend, she hears her phone ring. She warns him to be quiet, and answers her phone.

"Hello, dear", she says. "Yes, dear". She listens for a moment. "Well, enjoy yourself dear, and tell Ryan I said hello".

"That must have been your husband?" her lover asks.

"Yes, Ryan", she answers, "telling me what a great time he was having on his fishing trip with you."

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