Let's Go to the Movies!

These are some of my favorite fake movies. All of them are real movie titles, but with those added "stars" to make the title have a whole new meaning. The following does not express my personal feelings on the "stars" of the films. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just a joke. For those of you who do not share in my bizarre sense of humor, after each movie title the joke is explained.

Ross Perot starring in Not Quite Human Why Not Quite Human? Need I spell it out?

Ross Perot also starring in Alien Well....

Bill Clinton starring in Waiting to Exhale Yes, I did take drugs, but I never exhaled (or something to that effect). I hear it might of been that he never inhaled, but then that would ruin the joke:)

Connie Chung starring in Independence Day She's now independent since she's off her news show.

Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh starring in Dangerous Minds Both have pretty dangerous minds I suppose.

O.J. Simpson starring in Neverending Story The trial seemed to never end. Will it ever really end?

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Dr. Ruth starring in Three Men and a Little Lady I mean literally: three men and a little lady.

Foreign Films

These are all of the movies that other "directors" have come up with. They aren't my ideas, so, therefore they are foreign. Thanks to those who have submitted movies to my page.

Tonya Harding starring in The Bodyguard (Submitted by my sister, Wakkanne.) The bodyguard of Tonya Harding was accused of assisting in the attacking of Nancy Kerrigan.

Tonya Harding starring in Old Yeller (Also submitted by my sister, Wakkanne.) Do you recall a silly skater placing her leg on the judge's table... crying?

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