Feels Like a Fanny

Two television actors feigned friendship but secretly hated each other's guts and took great pleasure in giving one another the needle on any and all occasions. This particular evening they met, quite by accident, at a popular bar just off Broadway. The conversation started innocently enough; then one, with sudden inspiration, ran his hand over the other's bald head and exclaimed, "By God, Fred, that feels just like my wife's ass!" The other ran his own hand over his head and nonchalantly retorted, "Well, I'll be damned, Jim, so it does, so it does!"