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"I want to open a FUCKING checking account," the man snarled.

"I beg your pardon, sir?", the startled female teller replied.

"Listen, DAMMIT, I said I want to open a FUCKING checking account."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help you if your going to talk like that." She left the window, walked over to the bank manager and whispered in his ear. The two returned and the manager asked, stiffly,

"What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no GODDAMN problem!" the man insisted. "I just won ten million dollars in the lottery, and I want to open a FUCKING checking account!"

"I see sir," the manager quickly replied, "and this BITCH here is giving you a hard time, is she?"



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